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Well done for enrolling yourself to find out more about this fantastic competition! It’s the most exciting thing in the Milky Way right now – and I should know! I’m a flying pig!

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When you’re ready to enter, and all your little oinklings have filled their pages with brilliant ideas, just click below to submit their entries to my squadron of designers, editors and authors. They’ll scramble to their posts to choose the winners; they’ve got their work cut out for them, and this will be no easy task.

But they shall read them on the beaches, they shall read them at their desks; they shall read in beanbags and on commuter trains, they shall read in their lunch breaks; they shall never surrender!

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